Sh*t Autism Moms Might Say...(Special Saturday)

By now, you've had to have seen all of those "Sh*t _____ ____ say" videos.  If you haven't.  Where the hell have you been? 

I find some of them really freaking hilarious.  I could watch them over and over again.  Anyway...I've been thinking about every which way to make one.  But I wouldn't even know where to start.   So last week I saw this post at Love That Max and was thinking of writing my own.  And then I stopped by Aspie in the Family and read THIS post.  I knew, I had to write my own.  

So - here is my list of some of the Sh*t Autism Moms Might Say (or at the very least some of the Sh*t I Say regarding our life with autism) to their kid, their partner and anyone else:

Don't put that in your mouth!

Of course I'll read __________ again.  (It changes from week to week.)

GOOD JOB!

Aren't you sleepy?

Say 'hello'. 

Where are your pants?!

OMG - did you see what he just did?!

Did he poop?

He was up from 1 to 4 in the morning!

Did they write anything in the notebook?

I haven't slept.

He did it for the first time today!

He requires...

He hasn't really slept.  

It's appropriate.

No, no - I'll work around your schedule.

Autism isn't a disease. 

Uh, no...He's not like Rain Man. 

And now....one of my favorite "Sh*t _____ ____ Say" videos that's PC enough for hopefully everyone to enjoy!

 

 

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Special Saturday is a blog organization to raise awareness of children with special needs.  This week’s theme is on the things we say as special needs parents.